Santa Ko Sapne Me Ek Ladki Ne Chappal Mari 2 Din Tak Santa Bank Nahin Gaya Kyonki Bank Men Likha Tha "Hum Aapke Sapnon Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain"
Pathan: "I Am Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai! Santa: Main Ja Raha Hu! Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap Bhi Nahin Ja Sakta Pahle Matlab To Bata!
Pappu Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Gujar Gaya! Pappu: Ab Main Yah Roti Nahin Khaaunga! Santa: Kha Le Beta Chuhe Ne Kaun Si Chappale Pahni Hui Thi!
Pappu: Aaj Madam Ne Ek Sawal Puchha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha! Santa: Mera Pyara Beta Kya Sawal Tha? Pappu: Sawal Tha! Is Blackboard Ke Paas Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Santa: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Bhaiya Se 20 Nambar Kam! Santa: Bhaiya Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Ji 20!